Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Best Beach Parties of All Time: "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi" 1983

ok, so let's just get a few things out in the open:

1. the original star wars movies were AWESOME. especially for a six-year-old boy.
2. george lucas has since ruined star wars forever.
3. he even managed to ruin this ending when he re-made it in the late nineties.

that being said, this is a great beach party. who wouldn't want to party with ewoks?!?! ok ok, so it might be a little essentialist and colonialist, what with the indegenous, non-sensical, care-free ewoks, who play drums and dance in the woods, but they are cute as a button!

in love,
ge


2 comments:

  1. Thank you for not posting that retcon stuff.
    The original is where it's at.
    Did you know that there was a debate amongst the super nerdy as to whether or not the debris from the Death Star would have fallen and destroyed the Sanctuary moon and therefor the Ewoks? It's ok though, in a book that came out later they revealed that the rebels shot down the pieces that were falling towards the planet.
    So rest easy Mr. Elliott.

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  2. i was not aware of that debate. it sounds awesome.

    i am glad that goodness triumphed. and the ewoks rejoiced.

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